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Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map.

I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so ugly that she's got her very own "Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags" named after her...

Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face.

Yo mama's so ugly even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...

Yo mama's so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!

Yo mama's so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.

Yo mama's so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'.

Yo mama's so ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.

Yo mama's so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.

Yo mama's so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

Yo mama's so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.

Yo mama's so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...

Yo mama's so ugly her shadow gave up.

Yo mama's so ugly I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.